“hello, human. we are aliens. we would like to contact the leaders of your species to share our space travel technology.”
“u tryna buy some green?”
“yes”
(Source: candlerave, via as-thin-as-fuck)
babygirl if ur dealing w some shit rn just brush it off and continuing slaying like u always do
(Source: 90sangelbb, via lexlifts)
17rt:
I WISH I WAS OLD SO I COULD EAT WHATEVER I WANT AND GET REALLY FAT AND NOBODY WOULD CARE BC LOTS OF OLD LADIES ARE FAT
(Source: pedophile-killer, via lexlifts)
Bill Nye reading mean tweets
“Now I don’t know exactly how trippy ‘fuck’ is but I imagine it’s excessively”
That’s my comment hehe
“She must be in a hurry” 😂
Lmfao “like SO annoying??”
(via eating-to-lose-blog)